Category: Joke Board
The Top 14 Signs Your Pet Is Addicted to the Internet
14> Your "cookies" folder is almost empty, but there are countless
files in "treats."
13> There are a lot more tongue marks on the monitor than the ones
*you've* left.
12> The desktop wallpaper is now a close-up of Paris Hilton.
Specifically, her right leg.
11> Run the can opener; nothing.
Say, "Badger! Badger! Badger!"; Mittens runs to you like
a cheetah on crack.
10> Well, *somebody* has been using your computer to visit
MySpays.com.
9> The computer's motherboard just whelped a litter.
8> The cat dies of Corrupted Blood Plague.
7> Rover refuses to catch anything but AOL installation CDs.
6> No matter how often you update your Netflix queue, they
always send you another batch of Lassie episodes.
5> The canary will only fly in wi-fi enabled airspace.
4> "Hello, Mr. Fluffy. I am writing to you in the confidential
strictness to ask you assistance in gratefully retrieving
my families estate in Nigeria."
3> Your female iguana's eyes are always bloodshot and your
browser history shows thousands of visits to GEICO.
2> Your goldfish IMs you to change the damn tank filter.
and the Number 1 Sign
Your Pet Is Addicted to the Internet...
1> He keeps looking in the mirror and squawking, "L33ty Bird!"
lol
cute
I liked the one about the aol instillation cds. Now that was funny.